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Egyptian Humor: Nokat, Jokes نكت مصرية

Submitted by Khalid on Sat, 1999/12/18 - 07:38.

Egypt
Humor

Egyptians are known to crack up new jokes every day. If the joke is not on politics, rulers, daily life, Upper Egyptians, then it is on themselves. Jokes help the average Egyptian get along with crowded streets, the boss at work, the spouse at home, and many other daily ordeals.

Here is a list of sites that you can visit to get lots of jokes.

If you can read Arabic, there is a very funny site called Nokat Nos Com. The author is Goha El Masry, and he really did a great job there. The site can also be accessed at analternative link at Geocities.
TourEgypt.com has a feature story on Egyptians and their Jokes.
A Syrian site, al-sham.net, has a section on Jokes, including a sub section on Egyptian jokes.
Misrya.com has a Jokes section, but requires registration to access them.
Masr.com has a section called Tahreeg with just a few jokes.
123arab.com web site Egypt Jokes. The same site has a few Zagazig jokes.
Some Egyptian jokes.
A collection of links to various Arabic jokes.

id like u 2 send some jocks

Submitted by yuad (not verified) on Wed, 2007/04/11 - 21:53.

id like u 2 send some jocks to my email thanx
in arabic plz

nokta

Submitted by emoz (not verified) on Tue, 2007/05/01 - 06:36.

محشش لقي كنز قال: كويس فاضل الخريطة !!

sho hal habal ana ba3do ma

Submitted by dfedf (not verified) on Thu, 2007/05/17 - 14:05.

sho hal habal ana ba3do ma shofet. lesa egyptian people are ,ore better than the saudi arabia people. ento ahl s3odya msh shatrne wala fe she ela fe el 7ake bas

mafish ahbal menak ya

Submitted by Anonymous sidhom (not verified) on Fri, 2008/08/15 - 18:12.

mafish ahbal menak ya lebnany ya beta3 el shawerma...wala a2olak ro7 wa2afely tax min betoo3 araybak

gaba 2nshallah fe hada bel2e

Submitted by shoosh (not verified) on Sat, 2007/10/27 - 20:47.

gaba 2nshallah fe hada bel2e kanz wa beahy haka bs halwa al nokta

>صعيدي

Submitted by Anonymous (not verified) on Sun, 2007/05/20 - 14:56.

>صعيدي جزمته أتقطعت خيطها
>وبعد أسبوع لقاها بقت كويسه فك الخياطه.
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>محشش قطع رأس أخوه وهو نايم وقعد يضحك
>ويقول:هيتجنن لما يصحي وميلقهاش!!
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>ولد بيسأل أبوه:هي الحمير بتتجوز؟
>قاله :يا بني مبيتجوزش أصلاً غيرالحمير
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>مين أكثر إنسان صابر في الدنيا؟؟؟
>صعيدي ينتظر إليسا علي قناة إقرأ.
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>واحدة سودة قوي ركبها عفريت حاولوا يطلعوه
>قالهم نفسي أطلع بس مش شايف.
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>واحدة بتقول لجوزها اطرد السواق كان حيموتني مرتين

فال لها : خلينا نديه فرصة ثالثة.

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>صعيدي قال لأبوه: رخصة السواجة خلصت يابوي
> قاله:من لفك في الشوارع طول النهار يابن الدزمة.
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>مسطول صدم شرطي وموته راح متصل بـ122
>وقالهم:أحب أبلغكم إنكم من 10 دقايق بقيتوا121.
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>صعيدي قال لأبوه أنا عاوز موبايل قاللوا موافق بس تركب أخواتك معاك .
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>محشش بيسأل محشش التعلب بيولد ولا بيبيض
>قاله التعلب مكار توقع منه أي حاجة