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Canadian Humor: Top 10 Reasons to Live in Ontario

Submitted by Khalid on Tue, 2004/08/10 - 20:37

Top 10 Reasons to Live in Ontario

  1. You live in the centre of the universe
  2. Your $400,000 Toronto home is actually a dump
  3. You and you alone decide who will win the federal election
  4. There's no such thing as an Ontario Separatist
  5. Your grandparents sold booze to the States during Prohibition
  6. Lots of tourists come to Toronto because they mistakenly believe it's a cool city
  7. The only province with hard-core American style crime
  8. MuchMusic's Speaker's Corner - rant and rave on national TV for a dollar
  9. Baseball fans park on your front lawn and pee on the side of your house
  10. Mike Harris: basically a sober Ralph Klein
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Haha!

Submitted by Anonymous (not verified) on Fri, 2005/12/02 - 20:55.

Ontario Separatist...:D

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"The only province with

Submitted by Anonymous (not verified) on Wed, 2009/06/03 - 08:30.

"The only province with hard-core American style crime"

I don't understand?? Ontario has one of the lowest crime rates out of all provinces.

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True

Submitted by Khalid on Wed, 2009/06/03 - 10:33.

True.

This humor was published years ago. But it is all relative. Toronto still has higher homicide rates than the vast majority of Canadian cities.

IN recent years, Vancouver also is notable because of targeted shooting by organized crime too.

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Good reasons to live in Canada

Submitted by Ray (not verified) on Fri, 2009/08/28 - 21:53.

A great reason to live in Canada it has beautiful people and georgeous scenery and great value real estate.
check it out...

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