Courtsey of Robin Monks, here is the Elmer Fudd press release for Drupal 6.0.

That dewty double cwossing wabbit ... ha ha haa'. 

If there were help desk in Medieval Europe, what issues would they have to handle?

This joke is priceless ...

If they had used db_query() with %d or %s, this would not have happened. 

US President Bush's library burned down yesterday.

Both of his books were destroyed.

The real tragedy is he has not finish coloring them!

One of the notable commit messages recently is by bdragon.

His ASCII art in this commit is awesome!

If Drupal was a country, what would its constitution say?

We, [FAPI] arrays [organized into] nodes ...

Or at least that is what this post on Drupal comments by Bert Boerland implies ...

The Dilbert cartoon strip has a very funny, yet telling one today.

Pointy Haired Bossess (PHBs) often treat number of sheep in a herd like number of programmers on a team. So, for a project that requires 300 man days, the PHB hires 300 people to finish the project in one day!

Hint: See The Mythical Man Month for more details. 

Also see it in the archives.

So, Dries has a new baby, named Axl. Karlijn did a great job, and Dries' dad was the gynaecologist doing the delivery!

This is one is via XKCD.

Too bad this is no longer applicable to scripted/interpreted languages like PHP, Python and Ruby ...

Contrary to all what Dries has been saying, the webmaster is not dead! It is alive and well, and here is the video to prove it!