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Canadian Humor: Top 10 Reasons to Live in Quebec

Submitted by Khalid on Tue, 2004/08/10 - 20:34

Top 10 Reasons to Live in Quebec

  1. Everybody assumes you're an ass
  2. Racism is socially acceptable
  3. The only province to ever kidnap federal politicians
  4. You can take bets with your friends on which English neighbour will move out next
  5. Other provinces basically bribe you to stay in Canada
  6. The FLQ
  7. Your hockey team is made up entirely of dirty French guys
  8. The province with the oldest, nastiest hookers
  9. Non-smokers are the outcasts
  10. You can blame all your problems on the "Anglo bastards"
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Haha...

Submitted by Anonymous (not verified) on Fri, 2005/12/02 - 20:56.

Always us "Anglo bastards", eh?

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This content is really

Submitted by Anonymous (not verified) on Tue, 2008/04/22 - 16:35.

This content is really stupid and offensive! Racism is socially acceptable here!

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Duh, it's totally ingrained.

Submitted by Anonymous (not verified) on Fri, 2009/11/06 - 14:59.

Duh, it's totally ingrained. The Quebecois teach their children the culture of victimization and hatred in the form of altered history. They are taught to never forget and never evolve.

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Your ignorance is fabulous

Submitted by rick (not verified) on Mon, 2010/06/21 - 12:28.

Your ignorance is fabulous

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I don't get it...

Submitted by Anonymous (not verified) on Mon, 2010/04/19 - 23:23.

I don't get it...

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