Canadian Humor: Top 10 Reasons to Live in Manitoba

Top 10 Reasons to Live in Manitoba

  1. You wake up one morning to find you suddenly have beach front property
  2. Amusing town names like "Flin Flon" and "Winnipeg"
  3. All your local bands make it big and move to Toronto
  4. The only province to ever violently rebel against the federal government
  5. Hundreds of huge, horribly frigid lakes
  6. Nothing compares to a wicked Winnipeg winter
  7. You don't need a car, just take the canoe to work
  8. You can be an Easterner or a Westerner depending on your mood
  9. Because of your license plate, you are still "friendly" even when you cut someone off
  10. Pass the time watching trucks and barns float by

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Haha!

what is the idea of

what is the idea of this?!?!?!?!? :)

Humor

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Khalid Baheyeldin

Where to live in Manatoba??

considering moving to manatoba from england in UK as the province recognising my nursing qualification.
Any suggestions??
My ideal place would include:

Seasons
affordable housing
good schools
low crime

thanks for any help.
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