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By Khalid on 2011/01/15 - 14:17, last updated 2011/01/15 - 14:17

واحد صعيدى قرر يعمل عملية تجميل لتوسيع عينيه
قام فتحهم على بعض

محشش راح يعزي
وفى العزا اتأثر جدا
وهو طالع سأل أخو الميت :
ما فيش أمل يرجع ؟

ليه الصعيدى لما بيتكلم مع الأجانب بيخللي عينيه لتحت من اللي بيتكلم معاه؟
عشان يقرأ الترجمة

صعيدى سمى ابنه على اسم أبوه : بابا

صعيدى راح يعزى فى جنازة
سأل واحد : كان بيشتغل ايه الميت
قال : يحفر قبور
قال الصعيدى :
سبحان الله ، من حفر حفرة لاخيه وقع فيها

صعيدى قالوله :
التدخين يؤدي إلى الموت البطيء
قال : أنا أساسا مش مستعجل

سائق تاكسي من التعب والعرق أصبحت ريحتة كريهه
ركب معاه محشش وسأله عربيتك كم حصان ؟
قاله : 20 حصان
قال المحشش : الظاهر واحد منهم مات

جمع أحد الحكماء أبناءه وأعطى أحدهم رمح
وقال : حاول أن تكسره
فكسره الابن بسهوله
فأعطاه رمحين فكسرهما أيضا !
فأعطاه حزمه ، فكسرها كلها!!!!
فقال الحكيم لأولاده :
طالما معاكم البغل ده ماتخافوش من حد

محشش سألوه : ما هو أقدم حيوان
قال : الحمار الوحشى
سألوه : ليه ؟
قال : لانه ابيض وأسود

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Anonymous (not verified)

hahaha nice one khalid keep

Sat, 2011/01/22 - 06:36

hahaha nice one khalid keep posting jokes i enjoy them so much thank u!!!! :)

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Mourad Elfilali (not verified)

و الله نكث رائعة ، أنا من

Tue, 2015/09/08 - 21:09

و الله نكث رائعة ، أنا من المغرب و أحب الاخوان المصريين و العرب المسلمين جميعاً. أتمنى أن يعرف السلام طريقه الى بلداننا العربية كلها و أن يعم العدل و المساواة.

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John (not verified)

برنس

Tue, 2018/05/29 - 18:45

برنس

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