Canadian Humor: Top 10 Reasons to Live in Saskatchewan

Top 10 Reasons to Live in Saskatchewan

  1. You never run out of wheat
  2. Those cool Saskatchewan Wheat Pool hats
  3. Cruise control takes on a whole new meaning
  4. Your province is really easy to draw
  5. You never have to worry about rollback if you have a standard
  6. It takes you two weeks to walk to your neighbour's house
  7. YOUR Rough-riders survived
  8. You can watch the dog run away from home for hours
  9. People will assume you live on a farm
  10. Buying a huge John Deere mower makes sense

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Saskatchewan

11. car insurance is resonable
12. medical care is excellent
13. economy is good
14. no terrorist attacks yet from radical Islamic groups. 15. weather is good with little smog and pollution

O Saskatoon

1. Politicians actually wear dollar sign sunglasses "to keep things honest... and fair."
2. This is now a "Have province"; for example, condo conversion's a bitch.
3. Speaking of which: the homeless people know they're not alone!
4. Free entertainment in the summer: for example, go to Saskatoon and watch people drive Porsches all day like this is Montreal or Calgary. (Can we say "Big fish, small pond" -- and make that a puddle?)
5. Nobody thinks you're clever in the elevator if you joke that "housing has shot through the roof"... They just hate you.
6. If you want to keep your pea-sized apartment you have to build suburbia.
7. Good luck getting a doctor.
7a. ...but at least 'House' is on twice a day.
8. Other than that, nothing actually changed here... and that's the biggest joke of all.