If Drupal was a country, what would its constitution say?

If Drupal was a country, what would its constitution say?

We, [FAPI] arrays [organized into] nodes ...

Or at least that is what this post on Drupal comments by Bert Boerland implies ...

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Drupal? Constitution? Country?

It would be the United Kingdom - no written constitution and a bunch of near core modules (Wales, Northern Ireland and Scotland) hanging off a dynamic core with a front end problem (England). Contributed code from the Isle of Man, Guernsey and Jersey would make things a little more complicated as well as trying to sustain Gibraltar, Falkland Islands and Bermuda within the GPL.

Then again, as it is permanently under construction, it also has bears passing resemblance to Guangdong province (population bigger than the entire North American west coast). An oligarchy?

Who is the queen, then

Angie

The Queen must be Angela Byron (webchick).

Well, I know, but who else is fit to be a queen in Drupaldom?
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Khalid Baheyeldin