Top 10 Reasons to Live in Newfoundland
- The poorest, stupidest, drunkest province in Confederation
- If Quebec Seperates, you will float off to sea
- In the rare case when someone moves to the Rock, you can make them kiss a dead cod
- The economy is based on fish, seafood, and fish-related products
- If you do something stupid, you have a built-in excuse
- You understand the meaning of Great Big Sea's lyrics
- The work day is about two hours long
- You are credited with many great inventions, like the solar-powered flashlight and the screen door for submarines
- If someone asks if you're from Nova Scotia, you are allowed to kick them
- It is socially acceptable to wear your hip waders on your wedding day
Comments
Anonymous (not verified)
Totally agree with her, I am
Mon, 2009/03/16 - 16:02Totally agree with her, I am from Europe and I think Newfoundland is the best people I never met
Anonymous (not verified)
you seems fool
Mon, 2012/04/09 - 18:02Hahaha
you seem fool. One of the idiot part of the world where a lot idiots live.
All are on highest peak of stupidity. Nepotism, favoritism, discrimination is on high peak in Newfoundland
Anonymous (not verified)
I find it funny that clearly
Sun, 2013/11/10 - 19:49I find it funny that clearly racist bullshit gets said about us Newfoundlanders yet remarkably nobody gets up bent out of shape about it. If I however said something like... French people always stink like hardcore B.O, Muslims are ruining our country with all that mumbo jumbo about their false pedophile prophet, and Mainland Canada consist of slack jawed yokums and farm bumpkins that cant even say Newfoundland right, where is the New Finland they speak off?
Ranger Andy (not verified)
Newfie humour
Sat, 2007/06/09 - 19:22By' She's sum good to be a Newfie up-a-long. I told one lately....enjoy
Jesus Christ wasn't born in Newfoundland because they failed to find a Virgin and 3 Wise Men...
Cheers and laugh a tad.....its god fer ya..
Anonymous (not verified)
Newfie Jokes
Sat, 2008/02/23 - 13:25I'm from Newfoundland and I find your racist jokes about my home very disturbing. How you you and your family feel about a website promoting stereotypes about Egyptians? How would you feel if that site made racist jokes calling Egyptians Stupid, dirty camel jockey's with who haven't advanced past the stone age?
Personally I find what I just wrote offensive but I hope it gives you some idea of how your promotion of hate filled slurs (disguised as jokes) makes Newfoundlanders feel.
Anonymous (not verified)
dude calm down it's just a
Mon, 2008/10/27 - 03:34dude calm down it's just a joke, i come from australia and there are heaps of jokes like this saying we are lazzy, gross, rude everything but you just have to think that it's just humor and that they dont mean to hurt anyones feelings
loosen up !!!
Anonymous (not verified)
clearly the newfies can't
Mon, 2008/06/09 - 01:19clearly the newfies can't take a joke
Anonymous (not verified)
Not even funny
Wed, 2008/06/25 - 15:46Newfies can take a joke and we don't mind making fun of ourselves but, these things are not funny. They are just stupid and some don't even make sense.
Adam (not verified)
Why?
Fri, 2008/07/04 - 09:33Why would you go out of your way to degrade a group of people like this?
I am not from Newfoundland but I have visited there many times and it is unlike any place in this country. As a New Brunswicker, I am jealous of the people that get to live in Newfoundland.
You obviously have not visited there and your ignorance and hate is everything that is wrong with this world.
Anonymous (not verified)
god damn now one here can
Mon, 2008/10/27 - 03:35god damn now one here can take a joke
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