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Egyptian Humor: Nokat, Jokes نكت مصرية

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By Khalid on 1999/12/18 - 06:38, last updated 2010/01/17 - 10:04

Egyptians are known to crack up new jokes every day. If the joke is not on politics, rulers, daily life, Upper Egyptians, then it is on themselves. Jokes help the average Egyptian get along with crowded streets, the boss at work, the spouse at home, and many other daily ordeals.

Here is a list of sites that you can visit to get lots of jokes.

  • Our own Nokat نكت section on this site for lots of jokes and nokat, mostly Egyptian. Most of them are in Arabic.
  • Arab jokes is a new site with lots of jokes.
  • If you can read Arabic, there is a very funny site called Nokat Nos Com. The author is Goha El Masry, and he really did a great job there. The site can also be accessed at analternative link at Geocities.
  • TourEgypt.com has a feature story on Egyptians and their Jokes.
  • A Syrian site, al-sham.net, has a section on Jokes, including a sub section on Egyptian jokes.
  • Misrya.com has a Jokes section, but requires registration to access them.
  • Masr.com has a section called Tahreeg with just a few jokes.
  • 123arab.com web site Egypt Jokes. The same site has a few Zagazig jokes.
  • Some Egyptian jokes.
  • A collection of links to various Arabic jokes.
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yuad (not verified)

id like u 2 send some jocks

Wed, 2007/04/11 - 21:53

id like u 2 send some jocks to my email thanx
in arabic plz

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emoz (not verified)

nokta

Tue, 2007/05/01 - 06:36

محشش لقي كنز قال: كويس فاضل الخريطة !!

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dfedf (not verified)

sho hal habal ana ba3do ma

Thu, 2007/05/17 - 14:05

sho hal habal ana ba3do ma shofet. lesa egyptian people are ,ore better than the saudi arabia people. ento ahl s3odya msh shatrne wala fe she ela fe el 7ake bas

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Anonymous sidhom (not verified)

mafish ahbal menak ya

Fri, 2008/08/15 - 18:12

mafish ahbal menak ya lebnany ya beta3 el shawerma...wala a2olak ro7 wa2afely tax min betoo3 araybak

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Anonymous (not verified)

ma 7ada ye7ki 3an lebnen!

Wed, 2009/03/25 - 10:48

ma 7ada ye7ki 3an lebnen! a7san balad bl 3alam ...

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abdul (not verified)

thanks

Fri, 2009/08/07 - 20:13

thanks for the nice comand

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Anonymous (not verified)

really!

Mon, 2010/05/10 - 17:50

really!

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walid (not verified)

u r right

Thu, 2010/12/09 - 13:43

i am moroccan and i went to libanon and i love it its the best place to go in holydays better then the place in egypte that only wants ur money but in libanon they want ur happenes

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Anonymous (not verified)

egypt

Sun, 2011/12/25 - 19:19

well, iam from egypt and i don't think i can let u say that bout egypt because it is my country and everyone is welcome in it. if u want to go to egypt then go, if not then dont go and dont say bad things bout it. and it's called egypt not egypte.

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very good (not verified)

no u need to shush ur mouth

Fri, 2023/02/24 - 12:08

no u need to shush ur mouth this all wrong egypt>> goofy ur talking about u respectfully need to shush no more talk u not know what ur saying egypt is very nice and very good not like u because u are very big racists

iskot inta ya ahbal da anta hatshoof ayam souda

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