Egyptian Humor: Nokat, Jokes نكت مصرية

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Egyptians are known to crack up new jokes every day. If the joke is not on politics, rulers, daily life, Upper Egyptians, then it is on themselves. Jokes help the average Egyptian get along with crowded streets, the boss at work, the spouse at home, and many other daily ordeals.

Here is a list of sites that you can visit to get lots of jokes.

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nekte lebneneye

mara wa7ad keen meshe 2am sar kameshe

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i no understand?????

nokat

they are soooooooooo funny i love them keep posting great job.

schahrazad

mra wa7ed pkersh 2aple wa7ed

mra wa7ed pkersh 2aple wa7ed pkersh 2alo m3ak 2rsh 2alo maftekersh

nokta

leh el se3idyy w howa nayem bey7ot el 2ota fe sedroooo 3ashan el far beyel3abbbb fe 3ebo heheheheh.....loooooooool

Wa7ad m7ashesh bes2al

Wa7ad m7ashesh bes2al sa7bo...ENTA MAWLOOD FEIN...2allo sa7bo...FE MOSTASHFA...2am 2allo..LEIH KONT MAREED...

M7ashesh mesh 3aref yenam fesa2al sa7bo..MESH 3AREF ANAM A3MEL A??...allo sa7bo...3ED LEL 500 WE HATNAM LEWA7DAK...a3ad ye3ed 1/2/3///489/490/491...fe ne3es...GHASSAL WESSHO WE KAMMAL 3AD!!:P

YO MAMA IS SOO FAT SHE FELL IN LOVE AND BROKE...YO MAMA IS SOO STUPID SHE STOLE FREE BREAD...YO MAMA IS SOO POOR THAT WHEN I RANG YOUR DOOR BELL SHE SHOUTED DINGGGG!!! YO MAMA IS SOO FAT WHEN SHE STANDS ON THE SCALE IT SAYS TO BE CONTINUED...YO MAMA IS SOOO FAT SHE STANDS ON THE SCALE N THE SCALE SAYS "ONE AT A TIME PLEASE"..YO MAMA IS SO UGLY THEY MOVED HALLOWEEN TO HER BIRTHDAY!!!

loool..have fun readin the jokes..;)

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