Egyptians are known to crack up new jokes every day. If the joke is not on politics, rulers, daily life, Upper Egyptians, then it is on themselves. Jokes help the average Egyptian get along with crowded streets, the boss at work, the spouse at home, and many other daily ordeals.
Here is a list of sites that you can visit to get lots of jokes.
- Our own Nokat نكت section on this site for lots of jokes and nokat, mostly Egyptian. Most of them are in Arabic.
- Arab jokes is a new site with lots of jokes.
- If you can read Arabic, there is a very funny site called Nokat Nos Com. The author is Goha El Masry, and he really did a great job there. The site can also be accessed at analternative link at Geocities.
- TourEgypt.com has a feature story on Egyptians and their Jokes.
- A Syrian site, al-sham.net, has a section on Jokes, including a sub section on Egyptian jokes.
- Misrya.com has a Jokes section, but requires registration to access them.
- Masr.com has a section called Tahreeg with just a few jokes.
- 123arab.com web site Egypt Jokes. The same site has a few Zagazig jokes.
- Some Egyptian jokes.
- A collection of links to various Arabic jokes.
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Darkstorm.. (not verified)
Wa7ad m7ashesh bes2al
Tue, 2009/10/13 - 05:39Wa7ad m7ashesh bes2al sa7bo...ENTA MAWLOOD FEIN...2allo sa7bo...FE MOSTASHFA...2am 2allo..LEIH KONT MAREED...
M7ashesh mesh 3aref yenam fesa2al sa7bo..MESH 3AREF ANAM A3MEL A??...allo sa7bo...3ED LEL 500 WE HATNAM LEWA7DAK...a3ad ye3ed 1/2/3///489/490/491...fe ne3es...GHASSAL WESSHO WE KAMMAL 3AD!!:P
YO MAMA IS SOO FAT SHE FELL IN LOVE AND BROKE...YO MAMA IS SOO STUPID SHE STOLE FREE BREAD...YO MAMA IS SOO POOR THAT WHEN I RANG YOUR DOOR BELL SHE SHOUTED DINGGGG!!! YO MAMA IS SOO FAT WHEN SHE STANDS ON THE SCALE IT SAYS TO BE CONTINUED...YO MAMA IS SOOO FAT SHE STANDS ON THE SCALE N THE SCALE SAYS "ONE AT A TIME PLEASE"..YO MAMA IS SO UGLY THEY MOVED HALLOWEEN TO HER BIRTHDAY!!!
loool..have fun readin the jokes..;)
ahmed (not verified)
Nokatkm zay elful wa ana
Thu, 2009/12/31 - 11:00Nokatkm zay elful wa ana mistany nokat gadida
Anonymous (not verified)
nice
Wed, 2010/01/13 - 17:21nice
leena (not verified)
نكت تانية
Fri, 2010/02/05 - 18:09مرة واحدة قالت لجوزها يا ريتنى جرنال عشان تفضل ماسكني طول النهار، قال لها يا ريتك كنتي شهادة عشان اغيرها كل سنة
مرة واحد رمى على مراته يمين الطلاق ماجاش فيها
مرة راجل و مراته نايمين فسمعوا صوت صريخ و دوشة فصحي الراجل و سأل الجيران فيه إيه؟ فقالوا له المية بتسمم، فراح الراجل نام. فمراته صحيت قالت له فيه ايه؟ قال لها مافيش حاجة اشربي شوية مية و نامي
مرة واحد مسطول ركب عربيته مالقاش الدركسيون و لا الفتيس و لا التابلوه فعمل محضر و الصبح لغي المحضر, ليه؟ عشان كان راكب ورا
مرة مذيعة بتسأل ولدين محششين بتقول للاولاني بتحب مصر؟ قال لها اكيد مصر دي امي! فالمذيعة سالت التاني قالت له بتحب مصر قال لها اكيد مش ام صاحبي؟
مرة واحد بلديات قتل حفيده عشان قال له يا جدو
ليه العشب يتيم؟ عشان مقطوع من شجرة
Anonymous (not verified)
نكت.com
Wed, 2010/02/10 - 14:34نكت.com
Anonymous (not verified)
very coooooooooooooool
Thu, 2010/02/18 - 11:08very coooooooooooooool
Anonymous (not verified)
واحد مسطول بيخبط على عمود نور
Fri, 2010/02/19 - 10:10واحد مسطول بيخبط على عمود نور جاء مسطول تانى قاله خبط تانى قاعدين النور والع
huda (not verified)
thanks very much ..there're
Mon, 2010/03/08 - 10:39thanks very much ..there're too funny jokes because they're egyptian ........i love egypt and i'm proud to be egyptian
Anonymous (not verified)
More Nokat
Tue, 2010/03/23 - 04:49مرة واحد قزم فسى إتشقلب
مرة واحد أقرع ماعرفش يعبر عن شعوره
مرة واحد شك في مراته قالت أي
صعيدي في مكة بيعمل عمرة المغري أذن طلع برة يدور علي الجامع
مرة واحد قاعد جنب خطيبته في السيما بص حواليه مالقاش حد فسألها حد قاعد جنبك؟ قالت له لا قال لها يبقى انتي اللي فسيتي
Anonymous (not verified)
i love this site
Sat, 2010/03/27 - 15:16i love this site
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