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Egyptian Humor: Nokat, Jokes نكت مصرية

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By Khalid on 1999/12/18 - 06:38, last updated 2010/01/17 - 10:04

Egyptians are known to crack up new jokes every day. If the joke is not on politics, rulers, daily life, Upper Egyptians, then it is on themselves. Jokes help the average Egyptian get along with crowded streets, the boss at work, the spouse at home, and many other daily ordeals.

Here is a list of sites that you can visit to get lots of jokes.

  • Our own Nokat نكت section on this site for lots of jokes and nokat, mostly Egyptian. Most of them are in Arabic.
  • Arab jokes is a new site with lots of jokes.
  • If you can read Arabic, there is a very funny site called Nokat Nos Com. The author is Goha El Masry, and he really did a great job there. The site can also be accessed at analternative link at Geocities.
  • TourEgypt.com has a feature story on Egyptians and their Jokes.
  • A Syrian site, al-sham.net, has a section on Jokes, including a sub section on Egyptian jokes.
  • Misrya.com has a Jokes section, but requires registration to access them.
  • Masr.com has a section called Tahreeg with just a few jokes.
  • 123arab.com web site Egypt Jokes. The same site has a few Zagazig jokes.
  • Some Egyptian jokes.
  • A collection of links to various Arabic jokes.
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Khalid

And the site loves you too ....

Sat, 2010/03/27 - 18:15

And the site loves you too! It just told me so!

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non-understander. (not verified)

...

Tue, 2010/04/27 - 21:32

i dont understand.? :(

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Anonymous (not verified)

mara 7oomse mashe betaree2

Wed, 2010/05/26 - 12:39

mara 7oomse mashe betaree2 shaf fatoret talafon eja ra7 dafa3a

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Mostafa (not verified)

i need to laugh

Wed, 2010/09/15 - 20:18

i need to laugh

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Anonymous (not verified)

adeema yad

Sat, 2010/10/09 - 00:48

adeema yad

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nunu & sara (not verified)

nokhat

Thu, 2010/11/18 - 21:05

مرة 3 مساطيل قاعدين على سلم بيت صاحبه قله ال كبريت خلص روح هات كبريت فلف لفه حوالين البيت لقاهم اعدين قالهم معاكم كبريت ياجماعة قالوا : بس اقعد بعتنا واحد يجيب

مرة واحد لقى ساعته واقفة جاب لها كرسى

انتو عارفين ان الصعايدة دماغهم ناشفة ؟ مرة واحد بيدق مسمار ف الحائط معرفش بص ورا لقى واحد صعيدى ساند دماغه على الحائط

مرة نكتة دخلت السجن عشان موتت راجل من الضحك

من اللى قال لولاى لسالت الدماء للركب ؟صاحب شركة اولويز

مرة واحد ...2 ...3 هعهعهاها

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Abdo_king (not verified)

arabic

Sun, 2011/02/27 - 11:47

واحد صعيدى مسكوه بزور فلوس
قال الصعيدى :اموت واعرف عرفتوا ازاى
الضابط اله:يا ابن الهبلة هو فى ورقة ب65 جنيه

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badr (not verified)

maths

Thu, 2011/04/14 - 13:25

مرةاتنين اخوات واحد اسمة بنجو و التانى اسمة حشيش ابوهم قالهم اللى هينجح السنادى هنزلة يلعب فى الشارع فحشيش نجح وبنجو سقط فحشيش نزل يلعب فى الشارع فواحد صاحب ابوة قابلة قالة ابوك فين قالة ابويا بيضرب بنجو فوق

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usama (not verified)

nokta

Thu, 2011/06/16 - 09:27

قائد الكتيبة ف الجيش بيقول للعساكر النهاردة جايلنا المعسكر ضيف مهم جدا وعشان نرحب بيه كل عسكرى منكم هايضرب ٢١ طلقه ترحيب بالضيف اول لما يوصل
ردعسكرى صعيدى من الكتيبه وقال
ولو مات ياباشا من اول طلقه نوقف الضرب ولا نكمل ضرب النار؟؟؟؟

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majdouline (not verified)

merci pour tous ça je

Tue, 2012/07/31 - 23:27

merci pour tous ça je souhaite que vous donnez des autres choses

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