Canadian Humor: Top 10 Reasons to Live in Newfoundland

Top 10 Reasons to Live in Newfoundland

  1. The poorest, stupidest, drunkest province in Confederation
  2. If Quebec Seperates, you will float off to sea
  3. In the rare case when someone moves to the Rock, you can make them kiss a dead cod
  4. The economy is based on fish, seafood, and fish-related products
  5. If you do something stupid, you have a built-in excuse
  6. You understand the meaning of Great Big Sea's lyrics
  7. The work day is about two hours long
  8. You are credited with many great inventions, like the solar-powered flashlight and the screen door for submarines
  9. If someone asks if you're from Nova Scotia, you are allowed to kick them
  10. It is socially acceptable to wear your hip waders on your wedding day

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This is NOT humour. It is

This is NOT humour. It is designed to hurt people. When it's not funny to everyone involved, it's not funny.

These are insults

The title states "Canadian Humor" Newfoundland and Labrador are apart of Canada!

People who take joy in

People who take joy in putting other people down in order to make themselves feel good, is a sign of low self-esteem.

You should move back to Egypt

You should move back to Egypt and raise the average IQ in both places. How is that for humor?
Or you know the difference between an Egyptian and a bag of shit? The bag.

You can't tell me that a

You can't tell me that a Newfoundlander made this list up. Sounds more like someone who is not only ignorant, but has probably never even BEEN to Newfoundland OR can find it on a map.

YOUR ATTEMPT AT HUMOUR Is Like An Anal Orfi--

I am from Toronto (Hog Town) married to a Newfoundlander, been living here in this GREAT province of NEWFOUNDLAND for 35 years and have yet to see or hear any of the things you speak about. I have come to know, respect, and love the people of Newfoundland,YOUR attempt at humour displays your own small minded ideas and views of the world.

Anyway opinions are like annal orficies! - Everybody has one!

And YOUR mouth is like a flowery pink anal orifice expanding and contracting in the breeze.

Penny

Not even jokes

Come on.. these aren't even jokes. Its literally just racsist. I know racsist technically isn't the right word but.. you get the idea. We are a have province.. not poor..now oil prices are dropping so that may change. Not a stupid province either. Now we do have a lot of bars but at least make a joke. You are drunk is not a joke. 2nd one is better. Still not funny though but probably the best "joke" here. Newfoundland would separate.. hell we wouldn't even need Qiebec to separate for us to separate. Lots of people move here. Economy joke is meh.. Ot says top 10 reasons to move to Newfoundland. So is your excuse for doing something stupid that you're a mainlander? Dont get the joke about Great Big Sea. 2 hours.. where did this come from? Try the Gas Mask and Wireless mouse for inventions. Id be annoyed if someone thought i was a Nova Scotian. And the last one.. just no

Humor?

There is nothing funny about this. The author is nothing but a bigoted redneck pig who knows nothing about this country.

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