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Canadian Humor: Top 10 Reasons to Live in New Brunswick

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Top 10 Reasons to Live in New Brunswick

  1. You are sandwiched between the French Quebecers and drunken Celtic fiddlers
  2. One way or another, the government gets 98 percent of your income
  3. You're poor, but not as poor as the Newfies
  4. When listing the provinces, everyone forgets to mention yours
  5. The economy is based on fish, cows, and ferrying Ontario motorists to Boston
  6. No one ever blames anything on New Brunswick
  7. You have French people, but they don't want to kill you
  8. Everybody has a Grandfather who runs a lighthouse

Canadian Humor: Top 10 Reasons to Live in Newfoundland

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Top 10 Reasons to Live in Newfoundland

  1. The poorest, stupidest, drunkest province in Confederation
  2. If Quebec Seperates, you will float off to sea
  3. In the rare case when someone moves to the Rock, you can make them kiss a dead cod
  4. The economy is based on fish, seafood, and fish-related products
  5. If you do something stupid, you have a built-in excuse
  6. You understand the meaning of Great Big Sea's lyrics
  7. The work day is about two hours long
  8. You are credited with many great inventions, like the solar-powered flashlight and the screen door for submarines

Canadian Humor: Top 10 Reasons To Live In Nova Scotia

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Top 10 Reasons To Live In Nova Scotia

  1. The only place in North America to get bombed in the war... by a moron who set a munition ship on fire
  2. Your province is shaped like male genitalia
  3. Everyone is a fiddle player
  4. If someone asks if you're a Newfie, you are allowed to kick them
  5. The local hero is an insane, fiddle playing, sexual pervert
  6. The province that produced Rita MacNeil, the world's largest land mammal
  7. You are the reason Anne Murray makes money
  8. You can pretend you have Scottish heritage as an excuse to wear a kilt

Canadian Humor: Top 10 Reasons to Live On Prince Edward Island

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Top 10 Reasons to Live On Prince Edward Island

  1. Even though more people live on Vancouver Island, you still got the bigger bridge
  2. You can walk across the province in half an hour
  3. You were probably once an extra on "Road to Avonlea"
  4. This is where all those tiny red potatoes come from
  5. The economy is based on fish, potatoes, and CBC TV shows
  6. Tourists arrive, see the "Anne of Green Gables" house, then promptly leave
  7. You can drive across the province in two minutes

Canadian Humor: Americans have it easy ...

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Several years ago, I found this gem on Usenet. Someone was saying that they were moving to Canada, and they were asking where to buy electronics in Canada, via mail order from the USA or where.

Someone asked: I'm about to move to Canada shortly and I want to know where do Canadians go buy softwares and hardwares? Would you prefer mail order to buying it from the stores? For mail order, would buying from a US company be cheaper than buying from a Canadian company? Thanks for the info.

To which Brad Ball, in true Canadian humor (rather humour) replied:

Humor: Moving to Canada

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This is something I found on net a while back. With the weather we have been getting lately, it seems appropriate to revive it. I edited it slightly, and removed some expletives.July 1 - Moved to Canada. I am so excited. It's so beautiful here. The scenery is great, the trees are so tall. Can't hardly wait to see them with snow covering them. Oct. 14 - Canada. It is the most beautiful place on earth. The leaves have turned all colors and shades of red and orange. Went for a ride through the beautiful countryside and saw some deer. They are so graceful. Certainly they are the most wonderful animals on earth. This must be paradise. I love it here.

Egyptian Humor: Nokat, Jokes نكت مصرية

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Egyptians are known to crack up new jokes every day. If the joke is not on politics, rulers, daily life, Upper Egyptians, then it is on themselves. Jokes help the average Egyptian get along with crowded streets, the boss at work, the spouse at home, and many other daily ordeals.

Here is a list of sites that you can visit to get lots of jokes.

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