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Funny KFC commercial plays on Canadians' phobia

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In early August of 2004, KFC (or PFK, as it is called in Quebec), started a new commercial on television that is really funny.The commercial starts with a young woman pointing to the ground and screaming loudly, as if she saw a monster, a decaying corpse, or something really scary.Then the camera moves to the place she was pointing at, and there we see the horror: a lone fall-colored maple leaf on the ground!Then the commercial goes on to say enjoy a summer meal, ...etc.Later in the commercial, a fall color leaf falls on a young man's shoulde

Canadian Humor: Top 10 Reasons to Live in British Columbia

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Top 10 Reasons to Live in British Columbia

  1. Weed
  2. Vancouver: 1.8 million people and two bridges
  3. The local hero is a pot smoking snowboarder
  4. The local wine doesn't taste like malt vinegar
  5. Your $400,000 Vancouver home is 5 hours from downtown
  6. A university with a nude beach
  7. You can throw a rock and hit three Starbucks locations
  8. If a cop pulls you over, just offer them some of your hash
  9. There's always some sort of deforestation protest going on
  10. Cannabis

Canadian Humor: Top 10 Reasons to Live in Alberta

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Top 10 Reasons to Live in Alberta

  1. Big Rock
  2. Preston Manning
  3. Tax is 7 percent instead of approx. 200 percent
  4. The Premier is a fat, wife-beating alcoholic with a grade 4 education
  5. Flames vs. Oilers
  6. Stamps vs. Eskies
  7. You can exploit almost any natural resource you can think of
  8. Eventually, it will be your town's turn to ban VLT's
  9. The Americans below you are all in anti-government militia groups
  10. You can attempt to murder your rich oil tycoon husband and get away with it

Canadian Humor: Top 10 Reasons to Live in Saskatchewan

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Top 10 Reasons to Live in Saskatchewan

  1. You never run out of wheat
  2. Those cool Saskatchewan Wheat Pool hats
  3. Cruise control takes on a whole new meaning
  4. Your province is really easy to draw
  5. You never have to worry about rollback if you have a standard
  6. It takes you two weeks to walk to your neighbour's house
  7. YOUR Rough-riders survived
  8. You can watch the dog run away from home for hours
  9. People will assume you live on a farm
  10. Buying a huge John Deere mower makes sense

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